are you a brilliant?
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Question 1 of 10
You wake up and a pelican is sitting on your chest. It is holding your phone. It does not look friendly. You:
A
Immediately try to rizz it up. You speak bird.
B
Scream 'no cap bro what is this' until the situation resolves itself.
C
Stay calm, assess the vibe, and carefully negotiate your phone back.
D
Observe its body language, identify what it wants, and execute a strategic retrieval plan.